-【Simon Butteriss】Major-General's Song 【轻歌剧】【极限语速】

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• zzzzzzephyr:I am the very model of a modern Major-General. In fact when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin" When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelind When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat" When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery – In short when I've a smattering of elemental strategy – (bothered for a rhyme) You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.e For my military knowledge though I'm plucky and adventury Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century; But still in matters vegetable animal and mineral I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
• zzzzzzephyr:I am the very model of a modern Major-General I've information vegetable animal and mineral I know the kings of England and I quote the ***hts historical From Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical;a I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical I understand equations both the simple and quadratical About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news (bothered for a rhyme) With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. I'm very good at integral and differential calculus; I know the scientific names of beings animalculous: In short in matters vegetable animal and mineral I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
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• zzzzzzephyr:1880 poster I know our mythic history King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's; I answer hard acrostics I've a pretty taste for paradox I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous; I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes! Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore (bothered for a rhyme)b And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore. Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:c In short in matters vegetable animal and mineral